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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
After a Century of Searching, the Source of Mysterious Space Rays May Be Revealed - The Daily Galaxy
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Sloths The Size of Elephants Roamed America, Before Abruptly Vanishing - ScienceAlert
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the common formulas for improvising ornaments in bel canto singing?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why do I want to give up on men?
—
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Over 40? Eating These Carbs Could Boost Your Healthy Aging Odds by 37% - bestlifeonline.com
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Cleveland issues public health alert after spike in COVID-19 detected in wastewater - Cleveland.com
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can I use Amazon Alexa Claude AI on my Echo device?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way